theheirsofdurin:

In which Thorin is actually Captain Jack Sparrow

for tygermama who asked for a Hobbit/PotC crossover c:

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mr-gerbear:

lady-johnlock:

lemon-the-epic:

OH COME ON

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

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I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.

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a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

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anonymouswisconsinite:

accidentally typing ‘ni’ instead of ‘no’

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(Source: aph-wisconsin, via captaincadwaller)

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29

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In honor of the fact that throughout the entire movie I kept thinking ‘Where’s Tony? Where the FREAK is Hawkeye?’

ohtinuviel:

inspired by everyone

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drunkenkeith:

basically

drunkenkeith:

basically

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27

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darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

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captaincadwaller:

365 days of music | day two hundred and thirty-five

Homecoming | Hans Zimmer

{instrumental}

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