bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character

so I’m feeling slightly uncomfortable about the implication in “I know how it ends and I wanna change it”.

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21

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gilan-davidsson:

ranger-corps:

ranger-will-treaty:

ranger-corps:

ranger-will-treaty:

ranger-corps:

you can’t spell “vigilance” without gilan

you cant spell will without will but do you ever see me given credit. no.

its because you dont have the willpower

okay WOW. I think you need to halt right there.

you started horace-ing me first

U can’t spell fashion vigilance without me

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Oct

20

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Gilan-“If I take away your coffee cup, would you die?”
Halt-“It would be extremely painful…”
Gilan-“You’ve had quite a bit!”
Halt-“For you..
-Halt and his coffee. (via sarcatlady)

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Oct

20

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punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

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Oct

19

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ofchaosanddelusions:

bluedoctorsbelle:

So people can read the stories they’ve forgotten about…

First it was funny THEN IT WAS PAINFUL.

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Oct

19

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marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

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Oct

18

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But I also know first responders. We’re a different breed. We have to do things whether we’re ready, or not.
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Oct

18

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Oct

7

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Oct

2

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